Skip Court.
Miss your court date. Do not go on
purpose. Forget or get confused about the
date. Go late or go to the wrong courtroom.
This way, you will be charged
with the crime of Failure to Appear. If the
original charges include a felony, then the
failure to appear charge will also be a felony.
The police and the prosecutors
will not have to bother with the original charges
against you because they can just prosecute you on
the failure to appear. This is a very easy
charge to prove. Your name was called in
court. You were not there. Case
closed.
Your bail will be
increased. It will be more difficult for you
to find a bondsman willing to post your
bail. This will increase your chances of
sitting in jail while you are waiting for your
case to be resolved. Sitting in jail makes
it much more difficult for your lawyer to talk to
you and plan strategy, increasing your chances of
being found guilty if your case is tried.
Be Disrespectful at the Courthouse.
Instead of calling a lawyer right away, go to court by
yourself and be rude, disrespectful and argumentative
with the marshals, the court staff, the prosecutor and
the judge.
This way, the prosecutor and the judge
will be much less reasonable when your lawyer is
trying to negotiate on your behalf.
When you go to court, dress like a
gangster, or a gangster's girlfriend, especially
if your case involves drugs or violence.
Violate Protective Orders. If you are charged with a domestic
violence crime and you are given a protective order to
stay away from the victim , ignore the order.
This way, you ruin your chances of being
placed into the family violence education program
that would have resulted in your case being
dismissed.
Most domestic violence crimes are
misdemeanors with a maximum 1 year sentence.
Violation of a protective order is a felony with a
sentence of up to 5 years.
Violating a protective order is usually a
very easy charge to prove. The police are
called or stops you for whatever reason and there
you are with the person you have been ordered to
stay away from. The prosecutor does not need
to call any other witness besides the police
officer.
Disobeying court orders will makes a
judge think it is useless to give you a break by
letting you into a program because the judge will
think you probably will not obey any conditions of
a program.
Violate the Conditions of Any
Program You Are Given.
If you have been accepted into a
drug program, have a dirty urine.
If you have to pay restitution or
make a charitable contribution,
do not make the payments.
If your license is suspended, drive
anyways.
Get
yourself arrested again. Hang out with
people who carry drugs or weapons or who are
committing crimes. This way, even if
you are innocent, it looks like you are
involved in criminal activity.
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